ekaitz:

The Catbeard Returns

wufankris:

d-o-nuts:

helloexo-x:

meh-myungsoo:

exowhore:

letusexo:

exo-love1147:

hunhan-h:

Chanyeol beatboxing and Sehun dancing.

/ OMG GUYS, SEHUN, MY DEAR FUCKING GOD

WAHH!!! SEHUNNIEE!! 

Holy; THERE’S MORE TO THE BEATBOXING. SEHUNAH STAP IT RAIGHT NAOOOOOOO

Thank you Krisus for answering my prayers.

You know when you stop breathing and your heart stops beating and your body stops working completely? Yeah that’s what happens when you die isn’t it? Coz like.. hi. Just happened to me. 

OMG. OMG. OHMMMYYYGAWD.SEHUN. O_O OMG THAT WAS JUST

MINDBLOWINLY AWESOMLY LEGIT HOLY KRISUS. THAT WAS OMG. SO GOOD.

LIKE BEYOND GOOD. OMG. CHANYEOLS UNF VOICE + SEHUNS UNF DANCING & BODY.

OMG WHAT ARE FEELS. WHAT ARE OVARIES. OMG. OMG. OMFFFFGGGGG 

WHAT DID I JUST HEAR. WHAT WERE MY EARS AND EYES SUBJECT TO. IS THE REAL OR  IS THIS FANTA-SEEAAAA

mind is not calm. mind is not calm. MIND IS NOT CALM SEHUN CHANYEOL BED NOW OH MY DEAR LORD WHYa sdjfkalsj;dfkljalskdjf;ljkadsfklja
SUCH TALENTED SEXY HOT BITCHES I LOVE YOU  

(Source: youtube.com)

wufankris:

exowhore:

i-punched-tao:

skewedlayer:

krees-imnida:

yadong-waffurboys:

omg

dying

still greasy.



positively dripping with grease

this is how he coaxes chanyeol into his bed every nightflawless plannothing more attractive than a greasy bitch

wufankris:

exowhore:

i-punched-tao:

skewedlayer:

krees-imnida:

yadong-waffurboys:

omg

dying

still greasy.

positively dripping with grease

this is how he coaxes chanyeol into his bed every night
flawless plan
nothing more attractive than a greasy bitch

(Source: layeol)

What is the most precious thing to you?
Yunho: I feel that everything has a unique meaning to me, there is nothing that is particularly special.
Changmin: 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround Sound System.
citrux asked: 5, 15, 16!

5: four turn-ons

Oh damn this is a good question. I’ve always thought about what makes someone attractive to me and I still haven’t completely figured out, but here are somethings I did figure out over the years. (LOL yes I’ve been thinking about this for a long time)

  • Cat-like characteristics: This is a very major turn-on. Be it appearance-wise or personality-wise. For example, Tao is very cat-like in appearance (his eyes and mouth especially) and Kris is very cat-like in personality (pretends to be elegant and cool is actually awkward fluff-ball wanting a lot of love). Yeah, celebs/characters I like are usually cat-like in some way. = = I really am too predictable.
  • Gap Moe: A brief explanation(not sure if a good one but close enough) of gap moe here. But I think this is related to cat-likeness again since cats are very tsundere. However, there is good gap and cheap gap. Like girls in harem anime with big boobs and authoratative-looking bodies (?) but have submissive personalities doesn’t work on me, but someone like Takamina who’s authoratative and manly looking on the outside but has a glass heart works on me LOL….ok idk how to distinguish between good and bad but yeahh…not all gaps work on me. I think I’m overexplaining myself.
  • Uniforms, glasses, collar-bone, and some other weird fetishes…LOL
  • Diligence: so hot, ok? A prime example is Lay.

15: Favourite quote.

I don’t have a favourite quote because they usually sound good for one moment but after a while you find loopholes in its argument, by then it would appear shallow to you. But this might just be because I don’t read enough useful things so I haven’t encountered many good quotes…

16: Favourite place?

Home..where there is proper internet ;__; Other than that I like walking in the park at night.

elyuu asked: 20 43 46 47 ♥

omg you greedy

20. First thing I notice in new person?

How they dress themselves probably (forever judging you). In particular, shoes for guys and how their clothes complement their boobs for girls (lol weird I know but I’m being honest…now gulls, don’t feel uncomfortable cuz you’re not supposed to know that’s what I’m paying attention to, pretend you never heard this from me).

43: As seen below :D

46: If I was drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

Waifu.

LOL speaking of being drunk, I got drunk a few days ago before my surgery and I was talking a lot of nonsense to my cousin who was laughing at me if I remember correctly (he’s younger than me too…;__;). LOL yeah I guess that time my cousin and aunt were taking care of me. I even blurted out “OMG you guys don’t have to take care of me like this, this is too much love for me” in a drunken tone = =….ashamed for life

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

If I have ear phones then I prefer a reasonable level (though some people say my music is too loud for them, so perhaps I’m a little deaf .__.). If with speaker then loud is the way, given that no one is disturbed by it.

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

In Toronto, about 20 minutes LOL cuz I really don’t give a shit how I look there, can’t worry about that while freezing my ass off. In Vancouver (like in high school) it was about 40 minutes. Wet hair, eat, do other stuff, do stuff to hair, pack my bag (lol no wonder I always forget stuff).